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Please
read this upside-down - well not literally . . . the
latest entry is at the top of the column and the very
first at the bottom.
SORRY SEAN!
MEMO TO SEAN HANNITY:
Sorry, Sean. You tried your hardest to stop Barack Obama in his tracks.
You failed. So now your country is set upon a new course with a man who
I believe will prove in time to be a great president. There is hope for
America yet!
i'VE FINALLY GIVEN UP ON FOX.
Since I first acquired pay-TV about seven years ago I have enjoyed many of the programs on Fox News Channel even
although I am not a conservative (I consider myself generally
left-of-centre). From time to time I have defended Fox against the
charge that they are biassed in favour of the Right. But of late, during the
election campaign, I've changed my mind. In spire of the statistics
they trot out demonstrating their even-handedness I detect a subtle
underlying bias in their choice of people to interview or incidents to
talk up.
I enjoy the chatty morning show, for example, but I feel certain in my
mind that behind their smiles the three presenters all want to see John
McCain win. I get this same feeling on many of their shows. I was
deeply disappointed to see Greta Van Susteren, whose programs I
normally enjoy, almost falling over herself to boost Sarah Palin, even
running up to Alaska to do so. And it is funny how many incidents in
Barack Obama's past life they keep dredging up (mostly of limited
importance as it happens) but what about McCain? Hardly a word is
uttered about his past other than the business of being a
prisoner-of-war which, in some curious manner, is claimed to qualify him
for the presidency.
Finally, Fox seems to have a gaggle of clerics appearing - Catholic priests like that smarmy Father Morris (with his book The Promise which purports to tell us what GOD thinks - see further about Father Morris on this site: http://www.newshounds.us).
and Evangelicals like Franklin Graham. And recently they have even
added a one-hour program run by a Baptist pastor, a Republican. They've
also been screening a short feature boosting Pope Benedict.
Rupert, have you gone religious in your old age?
If I were an American my vote would be for Obama and the Democrats. I
can only hope for the future of America and the world that the people
elect Barack Obama.
JOE THE GREEDY PLUMBER?
Watching the US election via Pay-TV is a more
interesting spectator sport than watching cricket or football (but,
then, I loathe all sport). One of the highlights was the now famous
episode when Barack Obama encountered Joe the Plumber. Joe complained
about Mr Obama's tax plans which would affect him. He would be over the
threshold of $5,000 per week in earnings. All I can say is that Joe is
a greedy plumber. In all my business days the best I ever earnt (for
long hours, too) was $1,000 per week and that only for a short period
of time. Had I ever earnt $5,000 per week I'd be happy to pay a bit of
extra tax to 'spread the wealth around.' The Republicans machine has
seized on Joe like the desperate crowd they are but I doubt they can
turn back the tide. Hopefully they won't and the USA will elect Barack
Obama. I think if the American people do elect him he will turn out to
be another great president. They haven't had too many of them over the
years. PS: Joe is not a licensed plumber, they say!
FUSS OVER NUDE PHOTOS OF CHILDREN.
There has been an ongoing fuss over an
exhibition of photographs by Australia's Bill Henson. I have expressed
my strong support for Mr Henson and dismay at the criticisms on my Piper Post site and reproduce HERE my comments
STARBUCKS WASTING WATER.
I was appalled to read a report in The Sydney Morning Herald
that Starbucks coffee outlets around the world consume an estimated
23.4 million litres of water every day, water mostly wasted because in
every Starbucks drink shop they leave a tap running all the time! How
typically American - a people that consume a disproportionate amount of
the world's resources with their huge gas-guzzling cars and other forms
of profligacy. The water is consumed in what are known as dipper wells
over which a tap runs continuously. Starbucks reportedly refuses to
abandon this wasteful policy, never mind that in many areas where they
operate people are almost starved for water. I would have thought in
this modern age Starbucks would use electric dishwashers.
ZIMBABWE MESS.
Anyone who thought Zimbabwe would now
settle down to the business of looking after its starving populace
should now realize the folly of their thoughts. The whole idea of Mr
Morgan Tsvangirai trusting that thug Robert
Mugabe is ludicrous. And now, once again, we have the country
desperately seeking aid from other countries. Maybe if we stopped
helping the people might rise up and throw out the regime that has
reduced this once green and productive land to penury.
MALE CHAUVINISTS.
Many times I despair at my fellow-males. One has
only to watch some of the true crime stories on the Crime channel to
see misery so often inflicted on women by males for one reason or
another. Possessive, narcissistic, unreasonable, demanding. We have
just been told of the suicide back in 2005 in Cowra, NSW of a female
ambulance officer, Christine Hodder, allegedly because of constant
bullying by male colleagues. Some men who worked with her have denied
the claims but evidence produced at a Parliamentary inquiry seems to
tell a different story. It certainly would not be surprising if her
ill-treatment was real. [14 July 2008]
ANTI-COAL PROTESTERS LACK CREDIBILITY.
A bunch of protesters have disrupted the
shipment of coal from Newcastle (NSW), chaining themselves to fences
and sitting down on the railway tracks. All the usual disruptive
activities doubtless, at least in many cases, funded by the public in
the form of dole money. Those who oppose the use of coal would have
some credibility but for the fact that they are the same people who
oppose nuclear power generation. While I was pleased to see the Labor
forces gain the ascendancy in our last Federal election it was
disappointing to note that the Government would continue the policy of
opposing nuclear power generation. Australia should have commissioned
nuclear generators years ago. We have the scientists with the know-how
and we have vast resources of uranium. How ridiculous that other
countries, e.g. France, are using our uranium when we don't use it
ourselves to provide clean energy. [14 July 2008]
DECLINING STANDARDS OF JOURNALISM.
I happily confess to being a pedant when it
comes to language - and anyone should feel free to email me if you
detect mistakes made by me! (That's only fair.) I was most amused by
this, from a local newspaper: 'Police are continuing to treat
their investigations into the death of a man at Maryborough as
suspicious.' Hope they get their suspicions sorted out before
they continue with their investigations! [6 July 2008]
GUN-HAPPY AMERICANS.
The US Supreme Court has ruled essentially in
favour of the powerful gun lobby in a case that arose from the desire
of the authorities in Washington DC to protect citizens. So now we know
where to lay at least some of the blame when more innocent people are
gunned down in the next shootout in a school, college or shopping
centre. None of our business, of course, but in the age of global
communications we cannot avoid witnessing the pain of the victims
and their families. Americans need only think of those poor little
Amish
schoolgirls and what was done to them to pause in any move to increase
the number of guns in the community. But from all reports the opposite
is happening, with people all over the place rushing to open the
floodgates. [30 June 2008]
ZIMBABWE'S PAIN.
Currently an 'election' is about to take place
in that miserable African state called Zimbabwe, a once green and
pleasant land known as Southern Rhodesia. Now reduced to penury by
Robert Mugabe and his bunch of Neanderthal bullyboys, Zimbabwe is a
hopeless case. But we cannot expect much help from the international
community. Alas the Security Council is virtually powerless to do other
than make empty gestures as one of its members is itself a
dictatorship. When did the people of China elect their rulers in a free
and fair election? The Chinese are ruled by a government that took
power in a revolution and China continues to be ruled by its own bunch
of bullyboys. [27 June 2008]
ANNOYING NOODLES.
Surely one of the stupidest ads of all time must
be one running recently on Australian TV. A bunch of little kids sit
at tables stuffing their mouths with noodles while some idiot guy tries
to talk to them about who-knows-what? The kids certainly don't know what he's on about. [20 June 2008]
AMPUTATING FEET IS NOT A NICE THING TO DO.
Too many photographers, editors and production people have the
unthinking habit of cutting off women's feet! It is not that real-life
women are in danger from these people. They are not quite that cruel.
But they certainly disfigure women by cutting off part or all of their
beautiful bare feet. I once wrote to TV Week
magazine and complained about this bad habit. They often publish photos
of barefoot female actors and all too often cut off their feet. I was
particularly incensed when they published a photo of the very cute Gigi
Edgley (Chiana in the Farscape
TV series). Clearly she was barefoot but half her feet were missing!
Needless to say I received no answer. I suspect the picture editor
thinks it is 'artistic' to mangle women's images in this way. Now
the latest amputation is of the feet of Cindy McCain, wife of
Republican presidential aspirant John McCain. A nice photo of her
stretched on a lounge appeared in Vogue magazine. The announcer on Fox
News particularly referred to the fact she was barefoot (which goes to
show the lady has real taste) and the photo shown on Fox showed her
feet but, blow me, the only reproductions I can find on the Net have
her feet cut off! A pox on all such manglers. [24 May 2008]
DÉJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN?
I have noted of late the use of the phrase
'déja vu all over again.' I've heard it three times
recently. Don't people realize that the French term déja vu
means an event or experience repeated? The second part of the
expression is redundant. Reminds me of the curious way many politicians
speak - when they say essentially the same thing in two or three different ways. (19 May 2008)
LAND OF THE FREE BUT DON'T HANG YOUR CLOTHES OUT TO DRY!
I couldn't believe what I was reading in The Sydney Morning Herald.
Apparently in some US states it is a criminal offence to hang your
clothes out to dry, with stiff fines for offenders. I had to re-read
the report to make sure senile dementia had not set in and I was
imagining what I read. But it is true folks. Rather than use the
wonderfully free sun and wind to wring out the washing you are
compelled to acquire some form of dryer and use up resources consuming
electricity. I suppose there is one advantage - they don't have those
ugly Hills Hoists defacing the landscape (we always pull them out
whenever we move into a new place; the one here has yet to go - can't
wait to see it taken away). Recently Senator Richard McCormack
sponsored a 'Right to Dry' law for Vermont. He was defeated. 'This
place is insane,' he commented. Well, an American said it, not me! (12
May 2008)
STUDENT UNIONS.
I am way past the university student
age. I
never went to university but had I done so I would have objected
strongly to the compulsory union fees levied on students. The fees were
abolished by the previous Australian Government. I rarely agreed with
the
Conservatives but this is one of their actions I did agree with.
User-pay should apply to the 'sporting and cultural activities'
supported by the levies. I positively loathe sport so why should I pay
for the pleasure of those many - to me strange - people who think it is
an interesting activity kicking or hitting a ball around a field?
The same, I believe, applies to many other activities in the broader
society, e.g. opera, theatre and ballet. If people want sport, let them
pay for it. If people want ballet, let them pay for it. (10 May 2008)
LEAVE OUR CATS
ALONE!
I love
animals, especially cats. There have always been
cats around our family. At one time my daughter and I
lived with five of the beasties. No, it wasn't the result
of unbridled sex; they were all neutered at an early age.
Now we have people trying to have them shut away behind
high wire fences (they'll have to be high to stop the
moggies who are terrific leapers and climbers). Are they
trying to repeat the folly of that awful fence the idiots
erected on beautiful Fraser Island? And as for the
road, it is true cats are pretty useless with roads but
so are dogs and so are children and so are old folk (me
excepted, of course!). My cat Giles is of the sensible
variety who keeps well away from the road. (04 May 2008)
WHAT COMES AFTER
EARTH IS ANNIHILATED?
What a
curious idea. The History Channel's program
Life After People - depicting what the earth
may be like after all human life disappears. Seems like
useless speculation to me. If we are all gone then there
is no way we will know what happened after us. We won't
be here to see it. So what's the point? (04 May 2008)
THE PAY-TV CON
JOB.
Don't
mistake me - I enjoy pay-TV but it is in many respects a
major con. Other folk may complain about the
repetitions, and I agree with them, but what gets me is
the sneaky - and I used that term advisedly - way they
move programs from channel to channel, pretending the
program is new. It is announced as a 'premier' or
labelled with some such gross exaggeration when it has
already been screened on another channel (often even the
same episodes) and maybe even two other channels (Airport
is an example; it has been on three, including the Crime
channel. And, by the by, in what sense the program is
'crime' I fail to understand. Although, come to think of
it, air fares are criminal.) A while back the SciFi
channel was launched with much fanfare and began showing,
with a tiny admixture of new shows, all the Star Trek
series that had been repeated endlessly on TV1, along
with Charmed, Buffy, Angel and various other shows that
had been shown ad nauseum already. (02 May 2008)
AGE MIGHT WEARY
ME BUT I STILL HAVE A COUPLE OF CYLINDERS SPARKING AWAY.
I
turned 76 in April. The occasion passed with but a
phone call or two from the family. We are not much on
birthdays in our family. I recall we had a surprise party
for my daughter Susan when she turned 9. She was
horrified! She didn't want to be the centre of
attention. I thought she'd never forgive us - but she
did, eventually, as Manuel would say. At 76 I have
the usual assortment of infirmities most people
accumulate at my age so bear with me if you phone through
a book order. My hearing is a little less than perfect.
(01 May 2008. Note that I cannot abide the American date
form - month first. Illogical. Unfortunately my invoices
come with the ninny-American style as my American
software can't be changed to do the job in decent
fashion.)
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